on Oct.09, 2013, under Random Stuff
I was surfing the Internet today, visiting some of mine and Alan’s regular sites, and found one that was talking about how Vibrators.com was giving away free vibrators to the federal employees who were furloughed. They said something about giving the workers a new thing to try now that they had too much time on their hands. I wasn’t even sure they were serious until I visited the site myself and found this page: Free Vibrator for Federal Employees. Apparently they give away 200 of them a day, and there’s been quite a run on them. What an unusual publicity stunt.
I think they have it all wrong though. In my opinion, instead of giving cheap plastic vibrators to masses of government employees which might actually include some nice people, they ought to package them up and send them to select members of congress (male or female) with detailed instructions on exactly what they can do with them.
P.S. Yes, I have a jaded view right now, all things considered.