on May.21, 2013, under Memes
TMI Tuesday is here again, and this week they wanna know just how free-lovin we’ve all been over the years. Unfortunately neither of us have any real definitive answers since the 60s to 80s youths were very different from what people today consider normal, but we’ll give it a shot anyway
Thank you to blogger sweetendirty.wordpress.com for this week’s fun questions.
1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?
Alan says: No
Michele says: I started to in my 20s for some crazy reason. I guess I thought as long as I stayed below some never-determined number I could avoid entering slutdom or something. After 5 or 6 I figured screw it; I liked sex too much to care!
2. To get specific, How many people have you -
a. slept with
b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)
c. given oral to
d. received oral from
Alan says: see above
Michele says: For A&B I never counted. For giving oral, a lot more than sex but less than kissing. For receiving oral, I think 3 or 4 since it’s not something I’m all that into.
on Apr.28, 2013, under Adult Movie Reviews
Whenever somebody asks us for a recommendation in soft core porn movies, we’ve always chosen from the Playgirl videos because they tend to lack the common things found in mainstream porn that more reserved couples don’t want to see. Things like spitting, girl-on-girl, and facial cumshots, just to name a few. Even for folks who prefer a bit harder sex scenes, we’ve found they make for pretty decent “background porn” There are, however, a few videos that have bombed out by being either completely boring or crappy from the technical end, and Playgirl: At the Theater fell into the latter arena for us. Continue reading…
on Apr.23, 2013, under Memes
1) Have you ever been sexiled? (To be sexiled is to be denied the use of your room, usually dorm room, because someone is having sex there.)
Alan says: Yes, and always at the most inconvenient times.
Michele says: No. I had my own apartment.
2) Were you ever hit on (propositioned) by a someone in your circle of friends who knew you were in a relationship with someone else?
Alan says: All the time. We were all a bunch of horny fuckers so it wasn’t unusual.
Michele says: Yes, but sometimes I wondered if it was a set-up when that happened.
3) Did you ever date someone for sex only, i.e. in hopes of a 1-night stand?
Alan says: Of course not! What kind of a man do you think I am? And by the way, what was her name again?
Michele says: When I wanted a 1-night stand I just said so up front.
4) Were you ever involved in a regrettable sexual incident where alcohol or drugs were involved? Continue reading…
on Apr.22, 2013, under Male Sex Toy Reviews
If there’s one thing that sucks about being a sex toy reviewer, it’s encountering that rare toy that doesn’t work out for you in any way at all. It’s not always easy to tell if it’s you, the toy, or if Mercury is in retrograde and it’s just not your fuckin day, but it isn’t pleasant to write about. That’s the case with the toy we’re writing about today; the Perfect Fit Ram Ring.
Out of the box it gave a good impression, being packaged in one of those thick plastic clamshell doo-dads that doesn’t take scissors to open. Those always make for a good storage option. The paper insert that provided the toy’s backdrop was rather classy with its ram skull graphics and earthy coloring, like something you’d expect to see a hunting accessories packaged in. Yeah, this is Man Stuff. Continue reading…
on Apr.21, 2013, under Dildo Reviews
Even though what few glass sex toys we have get more use as home decor than playthings, we have always been fond of Pipedream’s Icicles line. They’re just so nice looking and affordable, what’s not to love? This week we were treated to another of the line: the Icicles #8. It’s marketed as a “massager,” and that’s a fair label for a sex toy that works just as well for pressing out sore muscle spots as it does as a dildo. Continue reading…
on Apr.16, 2013, under Memes
1. Have you ever considered yourself completely sexually satisfied? (Thank you Sex in Words for this question)
Alan says: On a regular basis.
Michele says: Of course!
2. What was the last sexy photo you took?
Alan says: Can’t remember.
Michele says: I guess the January 2012 Wanton Wednesday picture.
3. When was the last sexy photo you took AND sexted? What was it of and to whom was it sent? Continue reading…